Lunching with Lions

A post as disorganized as my Con Law notes...

-I'm sure most of you who read my blog also read Ruth's, but if not, this is fantastic. I recommend singing it, instead of just reading. Over and over again. In the library. Really loud.

-I continue to be amused by something a fellow 1L said after hearing about 3 seperate recent events in my personal life. I believe the quote was "[Lioness], your decision-making has sucked lately. Maybe you should take up the George Costanza approach: whatever or whoever you think you want to do, do the exact opposite." I think he's right.

-And speaking of George's, is it just me, or has the food at George's Cafe actually gotten WORSE since it opened?

-Last night, I fell asleep while reading property. I woke up this morning with a bruise in my back from where my highlighter lodged itself during that equitable-servitude induced coma, and it's making me rethink my love for the Sharpie highlighters.

-Lastly, I think it just plain cruel for UT to send out a notice before finals are over telling us that our spring tuition bill has posted. Really? I'm basically bludgeoning myself daily over the next month in preparation for finals, and you have to remind me that I am actually going into debt for this torture? And that as soon as the torture stops, I just have to start it up again? Whoever sent that e-mail clearly has no soul.

Labels: George's, highlighters, relationships

posted by The Lioness @ 1:36 PM 2 comments

Lessons Learned in 1L, volume 2

Sharpie highlighters are clearly superior to every other brand of highlighters. That is all.

Labels: 1L, highlighters

posted by The Lioness @ 2:50 PM 5 comments

Dirty pinko bastard.

I hate pink.

You see, since the beginning of classes, I have had not one, but TWO pink highlighters dry out on me. None of my other highlighter colors have run out even once. (Yes, I hear you laughing at me because I use multiple color highlighters....ya know what? Bite me.)

But seriously. It's not like I used the pink ones more than the others. If we were going with most frequently used color, yellow should've been long gone. But yellow is doing just FINE. So what the hell is wrong with you, pink? Think you're too good for the other highlighters or something? Are you a commie bastard? Well? ARE YOU?

There is clearly only one way to fix this problem. I'm getting a beer. Maybe it'll help my neck feel better too.

EDIT: After re-reading this post, I realized how crazy law school has already made me that something this trivial would even bother me. Damn you, UT. I know you're in on it, Manchurian Candidate style.

Labels: highlighters

posted by The Lioness @ 8:38 PM 6 comments