Saturday, September 02, 2006

Comedy of Errors

Top three signs you may have the coolest torts professor in the world:

1. He makes Chuck Norris jokes in class

2. He shows up to the society boat cruise in a Duke Lacrosse t-shirt

3. He makes up hypos about battering people with your Con Law textbook, because it's a "massive death-book of idiocy"



At 9:38 AM, September 03, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss Welborn.

At 3:02 PM, September 03, 2006, Blogger LawMommy said...


At 5:00 PM, September 03, 2006, Blogger Longhorn Law said...

Good ol' Wellborn. He hasn't started the Michael Jackson jokes yet has he?

At 10:17 AM, September 04, 2006, Blogger Heather said...

That's great. My CrimLaw professor makes up hypos in which she takes offense at random students in the class and commits various crimes against them . . . so far in these hypos, she's done everything from assaulting students who aren't paying attention in class with her "trusty javolin" to frightening students into falling down an empty elevator shaft to (my personal favorite) whipping the horse a student rides to class, causing the horse to throw the student, who (naturally) lands on a group of bicylers that happen to be riding past . . .

At 4:30 PM, September 04, 2006, Blogger ThorstenVeblen said...

That crim professor is likely to run into some real problems when the class starts covering rape.


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