Sex Par-tay
So apparently, the law school holds a contest to name the theme of Ex Parte (UT's annual law halloween costume party). Past winners include "XXX Parte" and "Ex Parte: Leave Your Briefs At Home". Contests like this thrill me to no end. Unfortunately, my ideas so far generally suck:Ex Parte: The drunker you get, the more it will sound like "Sex Par-tay."
Ex Parte: Because where else is [Professor X] supposed to meet his 4th wife?
Ex Parte: If you don't go, you're probably the gunner.
Sex. Bar. Yay.
Ex Parte: Latin, meaning "really great reason to get drunk with your classmates, go home with one of them, then act really awkward the next time you see them."
See, I told you they all sucked. My readership, you are encouraged to show me up with your genius ideas.
Labels: Ex Parte
6 Comments:
My favorite is the one in reference to the gunner! You should SO submit that one.
My idea's not much better, but how about Wrestlemania X (Parte). I mean what could be better than people walking around in fake wrestling costumes. All the blondes could even be Brooke Hogan.
or you could to Tex Parte... like Texas... oh wait that's the worst one yet...
Well, I alway think that this sort of thing shouldn't stop until someone has gone too far:
Anonymous Gay Sex Par-tay!
Does anyone know why the Society Olympics weren't called "Race Judicata" this year? I thought that was pretty clever...
Ohhh, I think I've got a winner this time:
Oedipus Rex Parte: Toga Party
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