There was a man from Nantucket...Forgotten why we pay tens of thousands of dollars to go to law school? For the dirty legal limericks, of course. From my illustrious torts professor:
There once was a man named Rex,
With diminutive organs of sex.
When charged with exposure,
He said with composure,
"De minimus non curat lex."
( If you don't have your Black's handy, that translates to "the law does not concern itself with trifles.")