Fridays are the most entertainingA few gems from today:
1L: I must look awful, I haven't shaved in a week
Other 1L: Don't feel bad. I still have on the clothes I wore out last night.
Professor (to the class): My life is an ongoing war against your general ignorance.
1L: Um...I think you're losing.
1L: Did you go to bar review last night?
2L: Nah. If I wanted to watch a bunch of soulless saps drink meaning into their lives, I'd go have dinner with my family.
And finally, the "oh shit, somehow I became a law student" moment of the day: Almost using the word notwithstanding in a myspace comment.