Gone Batty
Between the law school e-mail, the career services e-mail, the SBA e-mail, the general UT e-mail, the parking e-mail, and the public safety e-mail, the University keeps a steady stream of useless crap coming through my inbox. But the "informational" email I got today really takes the cake. The winner of most pointless University correspondence of the year award goes to:"If you or someone you know touched a bat near the south end of Bellmont (off of San Jacinto St., across from the Alumni Center) on Monday, April 23, 2007, Environmental Health & Safety needs to talk to you. Please call Environmental Health & Safety, 471-XXXX / 471-XXXX or call the City of Austin Health and Human Services Department, 972-XXXX, and report that you touched a bat. Thank You.
Carin [Lastname]
Safety Specialist | Environmental Health & Safety University of Texas at Austin"
Seriously?
Labels: Law School
posted by The Lioness @ 3:02 PM
4 Comments:
i dont know about you but i make it a point to touch as MANY bats as possible when i can..
ew. no!
That sounds really menacing. They just want to "talk" to you, friend. Don't be afraid of the men in the white coats, friend. We're here to help you, friend.
I would definitely not call the number.
This is old hat to anyone who went to undergrad here. We get bat emails at least once a year, maybe more.
I am fairy certain I beat you to this post - D?L
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