Hungry Like a Wolf
Last night was an interesting night. Suffice it to say that my Legal Research and Writing grade will not be helped by the fact that I discovered a Korean-style karaoke place (private booths) that serves alcohol till 4 am. Anyways, so after numerous rounds of soju shots, I ended up crashing at the house of one of the people in our group. Blissfully intoxicated, I went to sleep without much notice of my surroundings.I was awoken this morning by a 150-lb full blooded wolf licking my face. Apparently it was this person's pet. And do you know what I thought when, through hangover-blurred eyes, I saw this wild animal with its large teeth mere inches from my face?
STRICT LIABILITY! STRICT LIABILITY! (Holyshitwhyisthereawolflickingmyfaceifiteatsmethenitsgoingtobe:) STRICT LIABILITY!
Perhaps Torts served me well after all.
Labels: alcohol
posted by The Lioness @ 1:37 PM
1 Comments:
Hahaha Who the hell has a wolf as a pet? Seriously! Strict liability would've been my first thought as well.
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